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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,294thMost Influential: 3,886thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,258th
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Fexler Brews

Population1.785 billion

CapitalZinhleyiNtombizeNkosi
LeaderIngonyama
FaithThe Aethel Sky Coven

CurrencyFex
AnimalThousand Sunny

The Cult of Inverted Sky of Fexler Brews is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Ingonyama with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.785 billion Brewsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ZinhleyiNtombizeNkosi. The average income tax rate is 82.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Brewsian economy, worth 263 trillion Fexes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 147,407 Fexes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones, and police aim to defeat hatred with love with their "hugs-for-thugs" program. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Fexler Brews's national animal is the Thousand Sunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Aethel Sky Coven.

Fexler Brews is ranked 161,669th in the world and 110th in Karma for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 868.6 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,294thMost Influential: 3,886thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,258thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,189thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,803rdMost Developed: 8,954thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,052ndLongest Average Lifespans: 9,754thSmartest Citizens: 10,062ndMost Cultured: 10,717thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,063rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,341stHighest Food Quality: 11,673rdMost Efficient Economies: 11,941stMost Beautiful Environments: 12,488thHealthiest Citizens: 12,693rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,191stNicest Citizens: 14,120thTop
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Largest Governments: 14,325thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,490thMost Inclusive: 14,830thLargest Retail Industry: 15,356thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,523rdBest Weather: 15,782ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,046thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,133rdHighest Poor Incomes: 16,862ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,889thMost Secular: 18,059thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,693rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,440thHighest Average Incomes: 23,286thLowest Crime Rates: 24,500thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 28,273rd
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Largest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionMost Average: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionMost Developed: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 17th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 17th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 18th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Governments: 19th in the regionMost Cultured: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fexler Brews, police aim to defeat hatred with love with their "hugs-for-thugs" program.
  • : Following new legislation in Fexler Brews, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones.
  • : Following new legislation in Fexler Brews, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Fexler Brews, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated.
  • : Following new legislation in Fexler Brews, the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners.
  • : Following new legislation in Fexler Brews, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.
  • : Following new legislation in Fexler Brews, the staffroom being an "icky" colour is a perfectly acceptable reason to not accept a job.
  • : Following new legislation in Fexler Brews, major boxing matches are held in government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Fexler Brews, carefully-staged grief is displayed by Ingonyama after national disasters.
  • : Following new legislation in Fexler Brews, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.

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