Population | 1.785 billion |
Capital | ZinhleyiNtombizeNkosi |
Leader | Ingonyama |
Faith | The Aethel Sky Coven |
Currency | Fex |
Animal | Thousand Sunny |
The Cult of Inverted Sky of Fexler Brews is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Ingonyama with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.785 billion Brewsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ZinhleyiNtombizeNkosi. The average income tax rate is 82.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Brewsian economy, worth 263 trillion Fexes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 147,407 Fexes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones, and police aim to defeat hatred with love with their "hugs-for-thugs" program. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Fexler Brews's national animal is the Thousand Sunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Aethel Sky Coven.
Fexler Brews is ranked 161,669th in the world and 110th in Karma for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 868.6 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Fexler Brews, police aim to defeat hatred with love with their "hugs-for-thugs" program.
- : Following new legislation in Fexler Brews, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones.
- : Following new legislation in Fexler Brews, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves.
- : Following new legislation in Fexler Brews, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated.
- : Following new legislation in Fexler Brews, the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners.
- : Following new legislation in Fexler Brews, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.
- : Following new legislation in Fexler Brews, the staffroom being an "icky" colour is a perfectly acceptable reason to not accept a job.
- : Following new legislation in Fexler Brews, major boxing matches are held in government buildings.
- : Following new legislation in Fexler Brews, carefully-staged grief is displayed by Ingonyama after national disasters.
- : Following new legislation in Fexler Brews, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 55 » Suomalainem, Crpostran, Takh Avros, Laniron, Co-Dairy, Ghad, Tezikstan, New Lablerith, Maleno, Tiptoptopia, Frankstonia, Kayestha, Levont, Imperium of Josh, Rathanur, The Freakin Guardians of the Galaxy, Demonic Gate, Bingusell, Shadow Stone, Genovini, Blovatlas, Aeraven, Pekichow, Wistenda, Zarfinyarful, The Litterbox, Zypheria, Soritanue, Ueladaria, Tevaris, Zalidia, Karagayan, Malachor XII, Arcove, Cartrexia, Middle Platypus, The Dinland, Gochieland, The Holy Goat, Plasma, Avenel, Mattielandia, Burrongtopia, Dharitara, Edsmontik, Antarctic SARNZ, Bel Techia, The Moroccan Kingdom, 555 clan, Arocana, and 5 others.Oldom Urka, Leviathan Mammon Ea Asteorra, Neo-Unova, Bridgett, and Latvia LV.